Chandler Quote #1427

Quote from Chandler in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)

Ross: Come on, we're going home.
Chandler: No, no. I can't do that.
Phoebe: Why not?
Chandler: Because if I go home, we're gonna become the Bings. I can't be the Bings.
Ross: What's wrong with being the Bings?
Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages. They yell, they fight, and they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games.

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 ‘The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
Monica: The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.

Quote from Chandler

Nora: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Charles: Well, that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora: Honey, it isn't good luck.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents.