Joey Quote #1193

Quote from Joey in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)

Joey: I'm having surgery.
Director: What?
Joey: I just made up the stuff about the wedding, because I didn't want you to worry about me. But I'm having surgery today.
Director: What kind of surgery?
Joey: Transplant.
Director: But you're supposed to work on Monday.
Joey: Hair transplant.
Director: But you're not bald.
Joey: It's not on my head.

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 ‘The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
Monica: The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.

Quote from Chandler

Nora: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Charles: Well, that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora: Honey, it isn't good luck.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents.