Ross Quote #914
Quote from Ross in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 1)
Ross: Could I have your attention please? I'm Ross Geller.
Jack Geller: Dr. Ross Geller.
Ross: Dad, please. As I was saying, I'm Dr. Ross Geller. And I'm the best man. And this marriage is doubly special for me because not only is the groom my best friend but the bride is my little sister. And she's the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you'd all please join me in raising a glass to the couple we're here to celebrate. To the Bings.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Charles: Hello, all.
Chandler: Hi Dad.
Monica: Hi, Mr. Bing.
Charles: Nora.
Nora: Charles.
Monica: It's so great to see you both here.
Charles: Yes. Although we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Nora: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Well, we gotta go.
Ross: Where are you guys going?
Monica: We gotta pick up the wedding dress and then we're going to have lunch with Mom.
Ross: Joey, you're having lunch with my Mom?
Joey: No, I just heard "lunch", but yeah, I can go.
Quote from Ross
Ross: No, it's not that. Now, what I'm going to say to you, I'm not saying as your friend. Okay, I'm saying it as Monica's older brother.
Chandler: But you're still my friend?
Ross: Not for the next few minutes.
Chandler: During this time, are you still my best man?
Ross: No.
Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?
Ross: Okay. You guys are getting married tomorrow, and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. But as Monica's older brother, I have to tell you this: If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
[Chandler laughs]
Ross: What? I'm serious.
[Chandler laughs]
Ross: Hey, dude. Stop it. I'm not kidding here.
Chandler: Okay, I hear what you're saying and thanks for the warning.
Ross: No problem.
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Okay. You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me!