Chandler Quote #2027
Quote from Chandler in The One with Chandler's Dad
Chandler: Forget it. I don't want to go. I don't want to see him.
Monica: Chandler, look, I know your dad embarrassed you.
Chandler: No, no. All kids are embarrassed by their parents. You'd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in high school, he used to come to all my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. It was hard enough being 14, you're skinny, you're wearing Speedos that your mom promised you'd grow into. And you look up into the stands. And there's your dad cheering you on. Dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Chandler's Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: I saw the Porsche parked out front. Can I get the keys? I thought I'd take that bad boy for a spin.
Rachel: Wait a minute. You let Ross drive the Porsche? Yet when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
Monica: Well, he's my brother, and plus he drives so slow he'd never hurt it.
Ross: It's a car, Monica, not a rocket ship.
Monica: Whatever, Ross. Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Quote from Monica
Monica: We're going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It's time you two talked. And I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Chandler: When we went over this, I won.
Monica: No, you didn't. And, honey, just so you know, now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Wow, I can't believe you lied to me.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this. Okay, Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding.
Monica: Well, Rachel, the reason why I won't let you drive the Porsche is because you're a terrible driver. There. That wasn't about the wedding.
Ross: Look, Rach, if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche, I'll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours?