Joey Quote #1166
Quote from Joey in The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here. A number of prototypes for you to try on.
Joey: Wow. Those look great.
Monica: Yeah. Okay, this one's a mushroom cap. This one is made of bologna.
Joey: And the toothpicks?
Monica: Just until the glue dries.
Joey: Thank God.
‘The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: You got it?
Joey: Well, not yet, but the audition went really good.
Monica: What was it for?
Joey: It's this big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It's really classy. And the director, he's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese.
Phoebe: The "next-next"?
Joey: Yeah, there's this guy from Chicago that's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese. But then this guy's right after him.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hello?
Estelle: Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you.
Joey: They loved me.
Estelle: Yeah, they want to see you again tomorrow.
Joey: My God.
Estelle: There's just one thing. Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it. Oh.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What's the matter?
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.
Monica: Wow.
Joey: I know. My grandmother's gonna see this.
Phoebe: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.