Chandler Quote #1398
Quote from Chandler in The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
Chandler: I'm so glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Monica: Oh, boy. Me too.
Chandler: You know, I was thinking, say we had a big fight, and broke up for a few hours.
Monica: Yeah?
Chandler: Technically, we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?
Monica: The wedding is off, sloppy and immature.
Chandler: That's me. Come on.
‘The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: You got it?
Joey: Well, not yet, but the audition went really good.
Monica: What was it for?
Joey: It's this big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It's really classy. And the director, he's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese.
Phoebe: The "next-next"?
Joey: Yeah, there's this guy from Chicago that's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese. But then this guy's right after him.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hello?
Estelle: Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you.
Joey: They loved me.
Estelle: Yeah, they want to see you again tomorrow.
Joey: My God.
Estelle: There's just one thing. Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it. Oh.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What's the matter?
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.
Monica: Wow.
Joey: I know. My grandmother's gonna see this.
Phoebe: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.