Joey Quote #1161

Quote from Joey in The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin

Phoebe: You got it?
Joey: Well, not yet, but the audition went really good.
Monica: What was it for?
Joey: It's this big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It's really classy. And the director, he's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese.
Phoebe: The "next-next"?
Joey: Yeah, there's this guy from Chicago that's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese. But then this guy's right after him.


 ‘The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hello?
Estelle: Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you.
Joey: They loved me.
Estelle: Yeah, they want to see you again tomorrow.
Joey: My God.
Estelle: There's just one thing. Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it. Oh.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: What's the matter?
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.
Monica: Wow.
Joey: I know. My grandmother's gonna see this.
Phoebe: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: When can we have this shower?
Rachel: She has so much going on, we have only two options. We have Friday.
Phoebe: Well, that's just two days away. What is the other option?
Rachel: Yesterday.
Phoebe: Well, if we make it yesterday, whoo-hoo, we're done!