Ross Quote #239
Quote from Ross in The One Where Joey Moves Out
Ross: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
Jack Geller: Come on, what's a little midlife crisis between friends?
Richard: Jack, would you let it go?
Jack Geller: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. You, you got your own little speedster.
Richard: Guys. Seriously, it's not like that.
Jack Geller: Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could-
Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!
Jack Geller: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Joey Moves Out’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
Joey: All right, well, next time you shower think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Quote from Judy Geller
Monica: Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Judy Geller: Well, that's wonderful. [turns around to see Monica close to Richard] Ay.
Monica: Mom, it's okay.
Richard: It is, Judy.
Judy Geller: Jack! Could you come in here for a moment? Now!
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Richard's going to the party too?
Monica: He's my parents' best friend. He has to go.
Joey: So is today the day you'll tell them about you two?
Monica: Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.