Ross Quote #890
Quote from Ross in The One with Joey's Award
Ross: What happened there, Ned?
Ned: Well, maybe you can cut me some slack. I'm sort of in love.
Ross: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Ned: I'm in love with you.
Ross: Well, that brings me in the loop a little.
Ned: See, that's why I did so bad on this test. I'm having a hard time concentrating. When you're up there and you're teaching and your face gets all serious .
You look so good. And when you wear that tight little turtleneck sweater-
Ross: Okay, I'm your teacher. I'm sorry. You're a student. And I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of these chairs.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Award’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Why'd we rush out so fast?
Joey: Rach, we had to get out of there because- Look what I won.
Rachel: Oh, my God. You stole her award.
Joey: No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: Joey, I don't think you know what "behalf" means.
Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Besides, you know what? I'm going to have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.
Chandler: Water. Water. Water.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, you guys, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my agent-
Phoebe: Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.
Joey: I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Joey, good for you.
Monica: Congratulations. I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy.
Joey: No, no.
Monica: oh, oh. Soap Opera Digest Award?
Joey: No. I'm up for a "Soapie."
Monica: Honey, is that something you're making up?
Joey: No, no, no, it's real. And it has been, since 1998.