Phoebe Quote #242
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know
Monica: What's tonight?
Rachel: It is our first official date. Our first date.
Monica: Hello?
Rachel: Hi.
Monica: Tonight? You're supposed to waitress for me? My catering thing? Any of those words trigger anything for you?
Rachel: Oh, God. Oh, God, Monica. I forgot! This is our first date.
Rachel: Yes, but my mom got me this job.
Phoebe: Okay, I can be a waitress. I can be a waitress.
Rachel: Oh, thank you, thank you. See? Phoebe. Phoebe!
Monica: Really, Pheebs? Because, see, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your "I can be a bear cub" thing.
Phoebe: I can be a waitress. Okay, watch this. Give me two number ones, eighty-six the bacon, one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them.
‘The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you could watch TV with your feet up.
Chandler: No, they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen don't ring the buzzer for 19. Ring 20, Geller/Greene. They'll let you in, okay? If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. Okay, thanks. [to Joey] Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Joey: What if we have to pee?
Chandler: I'll cancel the sodas.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: You are so smitten.
Monica: I am not.
Phoebe: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. You should ask him out.
Monica: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grownup.
Phoebe: So? You two are totally into each other.
Monica: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
Phoebe: Okay, what, so you're never gonna see him again?
Monica: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Phoebe: Didn't you, like, just get your eyes checked?
Monica: Yeah, but you know 27 is a dangerous eye age.