Rachel Quote #1216
Quote from Rachel in The One with Joey's Award
Rachel: So, Pheebs, you know I was just at this bachelorette party and they had a cake that in the shape of a man's... thing-a-ding-ding. And I was wondering what you thought of that, offensive or amusing?
Phoebe: I am not sure. Monica what do you think?
Monica: Sounds kinda tacky.
Rachel: Damn it! Well, I'll see if they'll cancel it. And if not, maybe we'll put eyes on the hootchies and we will just say it's some sort of weird elephant.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Award’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Why'd we rush out so fast?
Joey: Rach, we had to get out of there because- Look what I won.
Rachel: Oh, my God. You stole her award.
Joey: No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: Joey, I don't think you know what "behalf" means.
Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Besides, you know what? I'm going to have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.
Chandler: Water. Water. Water.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, you guys, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my agent-
Phoebe: Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.
Joey: I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Joey, good for you.
Monica: Congratulations. I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy.
Joey: No, no.
Monica: oh, oh. Soap Opera Digest Award?
Joey: No. I'm up for a "Soapie."
Monica: Honey, is that something you're making up?
Joey: No, no, no, it's real. And it has been, since 1998.