Rachel Quote #753
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Truth About London
Ross: I have a bone to pick with you.
Rachel: Uh-oh.
Ross: Yes. Ben learned a little trick.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, did he pull the old?
Ross: That's right, that's right. Saran wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere.
Rachel: Oh, that.
Ross: Yeah, that. You know I hate practical jokes. They're mean and they're stupid and I don't want my son learning them.
Rachel: Come on. Saran wrap on the toilet seat? You don't think that's just a little funny?
Ross: I was barefoot.
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: Now, tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him, right?
Rachel: Yes.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Truth About London’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Chandler: How can I not be upset? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out she wanted you first.
Joey: Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. We look at you and we see you together, and it just it fits, you know? And you just know it's gonna last forever.
Chandler: That's what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When you're marrying us, that's what you should say.
Joey: Really? I could do it?
Chandler: I'd love you to do it.
Chandler: But those are the words. Those exact words.
Joey: Well, I don't remember exactly but it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Whoa, what's going on? We just made out. We're making out?
Monica: Not anymore.
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: That's the perfect amount.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Ben, you know, when you were a baby we'd hang out all the time. Because I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben: But you're not anymore.
Rachel: No, I'm not.
Ben: Because you guys were on a break.
Rachel: Hey, we were not on a-