Monica Quote #694
Quote from Monica in The One with Joey's New Brain
Monica: Oh, my God, it's true. Can I just ask you to do me just one favor?
Cecilia Monroe: Certainly.
Monica: Would you slap me right here in the face?
Cecilia Monroe: I'd love to, but my lawyer said I can't do that anymore.
Joey: All right, here we go.
Monica: No, wait. Just one moment. You're a stupid bitch.
Cecilia Monroe: I really can't slap you.
Monica: My God, you're great.
Joey: Thanks for stopping by. See ya.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?
Quote from Joey
Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.