Chandler Quote #1374
Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's New Brain
Chandler: Well, I feel like a snack.
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? See, it's Scottish, like you are.
Chandler: Oh, no, thanks. I don't like anything from my Scottish heritage.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Well, it's just that my entire family was run out of Scotland by ... Vikings.
Ross: Well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to rediscover its Scottish roots.
Monica: You can't play bagpipes at the wedding!
Ross: How did you know about that?
Chandler: We heard you play from our apartment.
Ross: Were you the ones who called the cops?
Chandler: That's not really important right now.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?
Quote from Joey
Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.