Phoebe Quote #1183
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Joey's New Brain
Rachel: Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffeehouse we decided I was gonna keep the cute guy's cell phone?
Phoebe: Yep.
Rachel: And remember how I said I was gonna keep it in my purse, so that if it rang, I could just pick it up?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: And then do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?
Phoebe: Ooh, now you lost me.
Rachel: You stole the phone.
Phoebe: No, I didn't.
Rachel: No? So you're saying if I called it, it wouldn't ring?
Phoebe: No.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. Oh, it does work.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?
Quote from Joey
Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.