Joey Quote #1116
Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's New Brain
Joey: I just wanted to say, since I'm getting your brain when you leave the show I was wondering if there's any tips-
Cecilia Monroe: I'm leaving the show?
Joey: I don't know. Why? Did you hear something?
Cecilia Monroe: Who told you that?
Joey: One of the writers.
Cecilia Monroe: Which writer? Was it bald or was it tall? You know, it doesn't matter, because it is not true.
Joey: Okay.
Cecilia Monroe: And if it were true, how dare you come to me and ask me for tips about a character I've played for 20 years! I'll give you a tip- [throws a drink in Joey's face]
Joey: Miss Monroe- [Cecilia slaps him] Oh, there you go.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?
Quote from Joey
Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.