Ross Quote #871

Quote from Ross in The One with Joey's New Brain

Rachel: Wait. What do you mean you're getting a new brain?
Joey: Well, they're killing off one of the characters on the show and when she dies, her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Ross: What? A brain transplant? It's ridiculous.
Joey: Oh, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.
Ross: It's winter. There are fewer people on the street.

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 ‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?

Quote from Joey

Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.