Rachel Quote #738

Quote from Rachel in The One Where They All Turn Thirty

Rachel: As I was saying, I should probably have the first one by the time I'm 35. Which gives me five years. So if I want to have a kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34.
Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes. Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant.
Monica: Really? That long? Look all you want, it's happening.
Rachel: So I don't have to get married until I'm 33. That's three years. That's three whole years.
Wait a minute, though. I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding. And I'd like to know the guy for like a year, year and a half before we get engaged. Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm 30.
Ross: Which is fine because you just turned 28!

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 ‘The One Where They All Turn Thirty’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Would you put that back on. Monica is going to be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple.
Chandler: Okay, for the last time, it's not named after each individual man.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.
Ross: Wow. Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40?
Joey: Why, God? Why are you doing this to us?

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting?
Chandler: No, Rach, it's not just you. My 30th birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.
[flashback:]
Joey: And now Chandler! We're all getting so old. Why are you doing this to us?