Chandler Quote #1369
Quote from Chandler in The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Chandler: All right, read the card. Read the card.
Rachel: "Happy birthday, Grandma. It's better to be over the hill than buried under it. All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny.
Chandler: No, no. That was a joke.
Rachel: No, I know, I get it. It's funny.
Chandler: No, because you're not a grandmother-
Rachel: I know, because to be a grandmother, you have to be married and have children and
I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny.
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where They All Turn Thirty’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Would you put that back on. Monica is going to be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple.
Chandler: Okay, for the last time, it's not named after each individual man.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.
Ross: Wow. Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40?
Joey: Why, God? Why are you doing this to us?
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting?
Chandler: No, Rach, it's not just you. My 30th birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.
[flashback:]
Joey: And now Chandler! We're all getting so old. Why are you doing this to us?