Jack Geller Quote #45

Quote from Jack Geller in The One Where Rosita Dies

Jack Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross. Now, I'm sorry about everything that happened and I'll probably never be able to make it up to you, but here's a start.
Monica: What's this?
Jack Geller: It's the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.
Monica: What?
Ross: What?!
Jack Geller: I've been thinking of getting rid of it. And I was driving it the other day and I saw my reflection in a store window. Your mother's right, I do look like an ass.

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 ‘The One Where Rosita Dies’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Well, wait a minute. I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche?
Jack Geller: Why don't we take it for a spin?
Monica: All right.
Ross: What about me? I'm a medical marvel!

Quote from Phoebe

Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.
Phoebe: No, no, wait, wait! I can't just let you hang up. Just please talk to me.
Earl: Well, I only had one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back.
Phoebe: Yeah. Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Earl: I've been working for 10 years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows that I exist.
Phoebe: Chandler?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay? There's gotta be someone else in your life that's worth sticking around for. What about your family or friends? Or maybe a girlfriend?
Earl: Yeah, right.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry. Boyfriend?
Earl: Okay, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See you.
Phoebe: No. I'm not finished yet. Don't you dare hang up on me!
Supervisor: The new girl's good.