Ross Quote #862

Quote from Ross in The One Where Rosita Dies

Ross: See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Jack Geller: Oh, my God. Does she really think that?
Ross: Well, can you blame her?
Jack Geller: I don't know. I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously. You were a medical marvel. The doctors said your mom couldn't-
Ross: Dad, Dad, I don't want to hear about it.
Jack Geller: Really?
Ross: Well, not right now.

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 ‘The One Where Rosita Dies’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Well, wait a minute. I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche?
Jack Geller: Why don't we take it for a spin?
Monica: All right.
Ross: What about me? I'm a medical marvel!

Quote from Phoebe

Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.
Phoebe: No, no, wait, wait! I can't just let you hang up. Just please talk to me.
Earl: Well, I only had one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back.
Phoebe: Yeah. Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Earl: I've been working for 10 years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows that I exist.
Phoebe: Chandler?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay? There's gotta be someone else in your life that's worth sticking around for. What about your family or friends? Or maybe a girlfriend?
Earl: Yeah, right.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry. Boyfriend?
Earl: Okay, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See you.
Phoebe: No. I'm not finished yet. Don't you dare hang up on me!
Supervisor: The new girl's good.