Chandler Quote #86
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Chandler: Hey, Lowell.
Lowell: Oh, hey, Chandler.
Chandler: So how's it going in Financial Services?
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mache heads. How about you?
Chandler: Good. Good. Listen, I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but I'm not-
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Chandler: Really?
Lowell: Yeah.
Chandler: So you can tell?
Lowell: Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar.
Chandler: So you don't think I have a quality?
Lowell: Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. By the way, your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is.
Chandler: He is?
Lowell: And way out of your league.
Chandler: Out of my league! I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. Hey, Brian.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Nana Dies Twice’ Quotes
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: I was just thinking when my time comes-
Monica: Dad.
Jack Geller: Listen to me. When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Jack Geller: I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
Monica: Define "fun."
Jack Geller: Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch.
Monica: And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
Jack Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says "Jack Geller, so predictable." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh."
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Jack Geller: I'd like that.
Quote from Monica
Judy Geller: No, I'd be hearing about why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or if I'd spent more, she'd say: "Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, l'm dead. "
Monica: That sounds like Nana.
Judy Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Monica: I can imagine.
Judy Geller: I'm telling you. It's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person she is.
Monica: That is a wonder.
Quote from Chandler
Shelly: Question: You're not dating anyone are you? Because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: You see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said codependent or self-destructive...
Shelly: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes, please.
Shelly: He is cute. He's funny. He's-
Chandler: He's a he?
Shelly: Well, yeah. Oh, God! I just- I thought- You're nice. Oh, God. Good, Shelly. I'm gonna flush myself down the toilet now. Okay. Bye-bye.