Joey Quote #1090
Quote from Joey in The One with All the Cheesecakes
Phoebe: Okay, now's not the time, Joey, all right. You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: Wait, no, no, Pheebs. I'm not gonna yell at you. I just started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left, I just- Oh, Pheebs, come here. Are you okay?
Phoebe: No, I'm not okay. The only guy I've ever been crazy about is going to Minsk and I may never see him again.
Joey: You could always visit him.
Phoebe: Oh, right. Like they're going to let me have a passport.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Phoebe: Well, now if you achieve positronic distillation of subatomic particles, you know, before he does then he could come back. [Phoebe and Joey hug]
Joey: I could give it a shot.
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Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Yes. I'll have a green salad, house dressing and water's fine.
Waiter: And for you, sir?
Joey: Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon, just how slow are we talking?
Waiter: It's already been roasted.
Joey: Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Phoebe: Oh, Joey, we've heard the specials three times, okay. There's prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli.
Waiter: Actually, we're out of the lobster ravioli.
Joey: Oh, well, that changes everything!