Joey: I should get going. Big day at work. You know how I'm in a coma? Well, today they do this test on me and it turns out I'm not brain-dead.
Chandler: So-
Joey: Ah-ah, Mr. Smarty Pants. It's just my character that's not brain-dead.

Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me? Why? Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done? Stuart.
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Ross: So it's really a question of "who" could you possibly have done.

Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Yes. I'll have a green salad, house dressing and water's fine.
Waiter: And for you, sir?
Joey: Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon, just how slow are we talking?
Waiter: It's already been roasted.
Joey: Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Phoebe: Oh, Joey, we've heard the specials three times, okay. There's prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli.
Waiter: Actually, we're out of the lobster ravioli.
Joey: Oh, well, that changes everything!