Rachel Quote #711

Quote from Rachel in The One with All the Candy

Rachel: It's not a big deal. We stayed up creating a plan so that us dating won't be a problem.
Monica: Oh, yeah? What's the plan?
Rachel: We- We are not going to let it be a problem.
Monica: Wow. It took you all night to come up with that plan?
Rachel: Oh, well, you know, we did other stuff too.
Monica: Did you two..?
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you know I don't sleep with guys on the first date.
Monica: Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise-
Rachel: Anymore!

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 ‘The One with All the Candy’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: I can't believe that sign didn't work.
Chandler: You know what would work? Stop making candy.
Monica: But they like it.
Chandler: You mean they like you.
Monica: Maybe.
Chandler: Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you?
Monica: Oh. You really want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man?

Quote from Monica

Monica: The basket is totally empty. Oh, my God, the neighbors ate all the candy.
Chandler: Well, either that or...
Monica: Joey!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: So did you read your evaluation yet?
Tag: No, it was marked "confidential." I just sent it down to human resources.
Rachel: Okay, please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you.
Tag: A joke they would appreciate?
Rachel: I'm thinking, no.
Tag: What did you say?
Rachel: I said I thought you were a good kisser and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy.
Tag: Oh, no, not my tushy.
Rachel: Oh, it gets worse. Where asked if you take initiative, I wrote: "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." And under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not." And then- And then I drew a little smiley face. And then a small pornographic sketch.