Joey Quote #1809
Quote from Joey in The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Joey: All right, I think I can help you. Do you want to know what to do?
Rachel: Please help me.
Joey: Okay, okay. Now, you are going to want to talk to him about this, right? But trust me, Rach, that'll only make it worse. You have to deny everything! That conversation out there never happened!
Rachel: Joey, I don't think that's going to work. It was a pretty long conversation.
Joey: Whoa! There was no conversation!
Rachel: Joey, I am just gonna talk to Tag.
Joey: Who's Tag? There's no Tag!
Rachel: Okay, this conversation is over.
Joey: See? It works!
‘The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A "moo" point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in vegetables. Joey?
Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
Ross: Wow, how many you got?
Joey: 56.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [answers phone] Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Monica: Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
Phoebe: I'm sorry, who's this?
Monica: Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch.
Chandler: Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue!
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here.
Monica: Yes, there is! He's black and white and shaggy, and he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! Where are you?
Monica: I'll be right there. [knock at the door]
Phoebe: They're here already? How are they doing this?!