Rachel Quote #710
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you. I know that's crazy because we work together and nothing could ever happen. The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Tag: Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car.
Rachel: What?
Tag: Right there. That's my car. Hey!
Rachel: Okay, that's going to take them a minute. Do you have anything else you want to get off your chest?
Tag: I can't believe this.
Rachel: Wait. We still have time to talk, and they're not even in the car yet. Oh, look, there they go.
‘The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A "moo" point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in vegetables. Joey?
Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
Ross: Wow, how many you got?
Joey: 56.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [answers phone] Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Monica: Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
Phoebe: I'm sorry, who's this?
Monica: Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch.
Chandler: Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue!
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here.
Monica: Yes, there is! He's black and white and shaggy, and he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! Where are you?
Monica: I'll be right there. [knock at the door]
Phoebe: They're here already? How are they doing this?!