Joey Quote #1028

Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Assistant

Joey: These really are the "days of our lives."
Monica: What?
Joey: Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives.
Rachel: I get a big pay raise.
Phoebe: Oh, hey.
Joey: I'll be playing Drake Ramoray's twin brother, Stryker.
Rachel: I get to hire my own assistant.
Joey: Well- I got a headrush from standing up too fast.

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Assistant’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: It's the producers over at Mac and Cheese, if you'll excuse me for a minute. Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week's script. Canceled! Like, they're taking it off the air? All right, I'll see you Monday. We're not even shooting them anymore?

Quote from Monica

Monica: Ross used to stay home every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
Phoebe: You mean behind my back?