Joey Quote #1026

Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Cookies

Rachel: Well, Joey, I hate to admit it, but your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
Joey: Yeah. Hey, why don't you give a pull on that rope?
Rachel: We're not sailing.
Joey: Just pull on it.
Rachel: All right. Hey. Sandwiches.
Joey: What else?
Rachel: Here you go.
Joey: Thank you.
Rachel: Oh, wow.
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: Sorry.
Joey: What? Don't hold it like that. You're letting all the good stuff fall out.
Rachel: Oh. Whoops.
Joey: Careful! You're wasting good pastrami! Oh, my God. I'm my dad!

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is all the way over there.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse.
Monica: Nestlé Toll House?
Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe?
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time.
Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on there?
Joey: Oh, it's great. It's a great place to just kind of sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
Chandler: Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.