Rachel Quote #680

Quote from Rachel in The One with Phoebe's Cookies

Rachel: Okay, Joey, honey. You're doing really good. All right, I'm just going to need you to step to the portside. Remember, remember how we talked about the portside?
Joey: Oh, yeah. No.
Rachel: It's left, sweetie, but that's okay. That's a tough one.
Joey: I don't know why you don't just say left?
Rachel: Okay, go to the left. Ahem, the left.
Joey: Huh?
Rachel: Just sit over there!

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is all the way over there.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse.
Monica: Nestlé Toll House?
Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe?
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time.
Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on there?
Joey: Oh, it's great. It's a great place to just kind of sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
Chandler: Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.