Ross Quote #784
Quote from Ross in The One with Rachel's Book
Ross: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
Rachel: Nothing.
Ross: Damn, this coffee's cold. Hey, Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins?
Rachel: You know, I cannot believe you told him, Joey.
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up, huh?
Rachel: Uh-huh. I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.
Ross: Oh, yeah? Well, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines. 'Sup?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Rachel's Book’ Quotes
Quote from Judy Geller
Monica: I can't believe there's no money for my wedding.
Judy Geller: We might still have some money if your father hadn't thought it was a good idea to try sell ice over the Internet.
Jack Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Judy Geller: Stupid, Jack. The word is "stupid."
Quote from Monica
Monica: Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives.
Chandler: I realize that, honey, but I'm not going to spend all the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, I love you. But if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited.
Quote from Judy Geller
Judy Geller: We really do feel bad about this, though.
Jack Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard, but then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Judy Geller: Well, it was Chandler. We didn't think he'd ever propose.
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.