Phoebe Quote #1057
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Ring
Chandler: This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring. Do you want to break her heart?
Phoebe: Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman's heart?
Guy: You're dying? [Phoebe starts coughing]
Chandler: Yeah, she's dying ... of a cough, apparently.
Phoebe: Yes and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I'm not buried with that ring, then my spirit is going to wander the netherworld for all eternity.
Chandler: Okay, that's enough, honey.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Ring’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Something's missing. Okay, let me see the ring that my friend picked out.
Jeweler: Where's the 1 920s princess-cut ring?
Sales Woman: I just sold it to that gentleman.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Wait, stop. [Alarm blares, iron bars trap Phoebe] Let me out! Now! [Phoebe aims the musket at the jeweler]
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Phoebe: That was so weird, huh?
Ross: Why did you do it?
Phoebe: I didn't do it. It was Chandler. He's mad at you.
Ross: What? Why?
Phoebe: Oh, please. I think you know why.
Ross: I can't think of anything.
Phoebe: Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Have you told anyone else?
Chandler: No, I haven't told anyone else because I don't want Monica to find out.
Phoebe: You told me.
Chandler: Well, that's because I trust you, and we're friends, and you walked in on me while I was looking at ring brochures.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
Chandler: Me too.