Rachel Quote #656

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Ring

Rachel: I don't care about the little dude. I can't. I cannot listen to any more of this. The only one who'd listen is a mental health professional. And that's only because they get $100 an hour. Do you know how much money I could've made listening to you? $2000. And you know when I figured that out? While you were talking.
Paul: I can't believe you're trying to stifle me, when just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me.

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 ‘The One with the Ring’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Something's missing. Okay, let me see the ring that my friend picked out.
Jeweler: Where's the 1 920s princess-cut ring?
Sales Woman: I just sold it to that gentleman.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Wait, stop. [Alarm blares, iron bars trap Phoebe] Let me out! Now! [Phoebe aims the musket at the jeweler]

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Phoebe: That was so weird, huh?
Ross: Why did you do it?
Phoebe: I didn't do it. It was Chandler. He's mad at you.
Ross: What? Why?
Phoebe: Oh, please. I think you know why.
Ross: I can't think of anything.
Phoebe: Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.

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Phoebe: Have you told anyone else?
Chandler: No, I haven't told anyone else because I don't want Monica to find out.
Phoebe: You told me.
Chandler: Well, that's because I trust you, and we're friends, and you walked in on me while I was looking at ring brochures.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
Chandler: Me too.