Joey Quote #947

Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Dates a Student

Rachel: Oh. Joey, I'm sorry.
Joey: It's all right, don't worry about it.
Rachel: But look. That's gonna leave a stain.
Joey: Rach, hey, it's fine. You're at Joey's.
Rachel: Really?
Joey: Yeah, look. Yeah.
Rachel: I've never lived like this before.
Joey: I know.
Rachel: Whoo.
Joey: All right. Well, don't waste it. I mean, it's still food.

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 ‘The One Where Ross Dates a Student’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Who wrote it?
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Joey: Hey, do you still have their exams?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Because you could just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and, boom, there's your admirer.
Chandler: A hot girl's at stake, and all of a sudden he's Rain Man.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: Oh, Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. She said something about crummies.
Chandler: No, no, no. I was so careful.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Hey. I just got my teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department."
Chandler: Ah, "Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?