Phoebe Quote #1017

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross Dates a Student

Monica: Hey. How's it going?
Phoebe: Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.
Monica: Yes, it has. I made cookies.
Phoebe: That's all right. I'm still full from your homemade potato chips.
Monica: But you should eat them now, because they're hot from the oven.
Phoebe: Okay.
Monica: Oh, but not in here. You can't eat them in bed, remember? No crummies!
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, I'll be out in a second.
Monica: Okay. What are you doing?
Phoebe: This doesn't lock, does it?

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 ‘The One Where Ross Dates a Student’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Who wrote it?
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Joey: Hey, do you still have their exams?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Because you could just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and, boom, there's your admirer.
Chandler: A hot girl's at stake, and all of a sudden he's Rain Man.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: Oh, Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. She said something about crummies.
Chandler: No, no, no. I was so careful.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Hey. I just got my teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department."
Chandler: Ah, "Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?