Joey Quote #941
Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Joey: She's directing a new AI Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition.
Chandler: I don't know. I haven't talked to her in, like, 10 years.
Joey: Please, Chandler, I would owe you so much.
Chandler: You do owe me so much. You owe me 3400-
Joey: Hey, hey. Why you changing the subject?
‘The One Where Ross Dates a Student’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Who wrote it?
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Joey: Hey, do you still have their exams?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Because you could just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and, boom, there's your admirer.
Chandler: A hot girl's at stake, and all of a sudden he's Rain Man.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Oh, Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. She said something about crummies.
Chandler: No, no, no. I was so careful.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey. I just got my teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department."
Chandler: Ah, "Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?