Joey Quote #940
Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Ross: Anyway, it wouldn't matter, okay? Because I'm a teacher. She's a student.
Chandler: Oh, is that against the rules?
Ross: No, but it is frowned upon. Besides, there's a big age difference.
Joey: Well, think about it like this. When you're 90-
Ross: I know, when I'm 90, she'll be like 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference.
Joey: No, that's not what I was gonna say at all. What I was going to say was when you're 90, you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
‘The One Where Ross Dates a Student’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Who wrote it?
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Joey: Hey, do you still have their exams?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Because you could just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and, boom, there's your admirer.
Chandler: A hot girl's at stake, and all of a sudden he's Rain Man.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Oh, Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. She said something about crummies.
Chandler: No, no, no. I was so careful.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey. I just got my teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department."
Chandler: Ah, "Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?