Ross Quote #733
Quote from Ross in The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)
Phoebe: So what's going on with you?
Ross: Well, I've been doing a lot more of my karate.
Phoebe: Still going through that dry spell with Carol?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Ross: Well, last weekend-
Phoebe: Oh, that's not so bad.
Ross: Will be two months, since I stopped trying.
‘The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I just cannot believe this. I mean, Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: It's none of my business, but aren't you married?
Rachel: Yeah. I wish we could just not be married for a little bit. You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Can you imagine if I'd married him? I mean, how different would my life be?
Ross: I know what you mean. I've always wondered how different my life would be if I'd never gotten divorced.
Phoebe: Which time?
Ross: The first time!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Merrill Lynch?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Rachel: Well, why didn't you take the job?
Phoebe: Because at that time, you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So, I thought if I worked with stocks, I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.