Phoebe Quote #1004

Quote from Phoebe in The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)

Phoebe: No, there was a little, little dip in the market and I lost $13,000,000.
Chandler: But the Kit Kats are all right?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? I can't call my office, they'll kill me. I can't call my clients, they'll kill themselves. All right, now my chest hurts.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: My chest hurts. Ugh. And now, I can't breathe.
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?
Phoebe: Well, if I were, would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?
Monica: Yes.
Phoebe: Then, yes. That is what I'm having. [Phoebe takes another puff on her cigarette]

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 ‘The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: I just cannot believe this. I mean, Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: It's none of my business, but aren't you married?
Rachel: Yeah. I wish we could just not be married for a little bit. You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Can you imagine if I'd married him? I mean, how different would my life be?
Ross: I know what you mean. I've always wondered how different my life would be if I'd never gotten divorced.
Phoebe: Which time?
Ross: The first time!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Merrill Lynch?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Rachel: Well, why didn't you take the job?
Phoebe: Because at that time, you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So, I thought if I worked with stocks, I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.