Monica Quote #569

Quote from Monica in The One with the Joke

Chandler: Look, I'm sorry, but you're not- You're not easygoing, but you're passionate.
And that's good. And when you get upset about little things, I think that I'm pretty good at making you feel better. And that's good too. So they say you're high maintenance but it's okay, because I like ... maintaining you.
Monica: I didn't even tell him to say that.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: All right, you're off my list.
Chandler: I'm off the list.

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Joey: No.
Guy: Waiter.
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Quote from Chandler

Rachel: I have a question: If one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Ross: No way.
Joey: I'm not answering that.
Chandler: Joey. No way, I'm not answering that.

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Joey: Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? So how about clearing out so I can get some new customers? It's all about turnover.
Ross: Joey. Seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.