Ross Quote #723
Quote from Ross in The One with the Joke
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look, I study evolution. Remember? Evolution. Monkey into man.
Plus, I'm a doctor. And I had a monkey. I'm Dr. Monkey!
Chandler: I'm not arguing with that.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Joke’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Joey: No.
Guy: Waiter.
Joey: Yeah!
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: I have a question: If one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Ross: No way.
Joey: I'm not answering that.
Chandler: Joey. No way, I'm not answering that.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? So how about clearing out so I can get some new customers? It's all about turnover.
Ross: Joey. Seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.