Chandler Quote #1159

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Apothecary Table

Joey: Don't be mad. I'm sure she said it because she was nervous 'cause you guys are like my best friends. And it was our first date. Plus, she's really sick.
Chandler: No. You said you made that up.
Joey: I know, but don't you think the "sick" thing is way better than the "play" thing?
Chandler: Well, they're both good. I generally just go with, "Monica's drunk again."

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 ‘The One with the Apothecary Table’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Okay, one more time.
Monica: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?
Chandler: Perfect decibel.
Monica: I know!

Quote from Rachel

Phoebe: Another amazing find. I bet this has a great story too.
Rachel: It does. It is a room-separating apparatus from Colonial times.
Ross: Huh. A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods, Rachel?
Rachel: Well, there's yore. And, you know, yesteryear.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, cool sheet.
Ross: You like it? You want to know where I got it?
Phoebe: Sure.
Rachel: He got it at a flea market.
Phoebe: You buy your sheets at a flea market? Ross, come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.