Rachel Quote #591

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Apothecary Table

Ross: She'll love it. It's the real thing. I got it at Pottery Barn.
Rachel: I know you did. I bought the same one. And if she sees your table, she's going to know that I lied to her. I told her that ours was an original.
Ross: Why did you do that?
Rachel: Because she hates Pottery Barn.
Ross: She hates Pottery Barn?
Rachel: I know. I know. She says it's all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff.

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 ‘The One with the Apothecary Table’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Okay, one more time.
Monica: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?
Chandler: Perfect decibel.
Monica: I know!

Quote from Rachel

Phoebe: Another amazing find. I bet this has a great story too.
Rachel: It does. It is a room-separating apparatus from Colonial times.
Ross: Huh. A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods, Rachel?
Rachel: Well, there's yore. And, you know, yesteryear.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, cool sheet.
Ross: You like it? You want to know where I got it?
Phoebe: Sure.
Rachel: He got it at a flea market.
Phoebe: You buy your sheets at a flea market? Ross, come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.