Rachel Quote #576

Quote from Rachel in The One Where Ross Got High

Phoebe: Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Rachel: Really?
Phoebe: I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong. And it's making me look at him totally differently. You know, I mean, he used to be just "Jack Geller, Monica and Ross's dad." Now he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk."
Rachel: I don't know. You know, to me, he'll always be "Jack Geller, walks in while you're changing."

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 ‘The One Where Ross Got High’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: That's it. You know what? You've had your chance. Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack & Judy: What?
Ross: You are such a tattletale. Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Jack and Judy Geller: Yes. [They both look at Chandler]
Ross: I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.
Judy Geller: It was you?
Monica: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did.

Quote from Jack Geller

Judy Geller: Chandler, you've been Ross' best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems, and now you've taken on Monica as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.
Chandler: Thank you.
Jack Geller: No. Thank you!

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.
Jack Geller: And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
Judy Geller: Ross. Drugs? Divorced again?