Monica Quote #540

Quote from Monica in The One Where Ross Got High

Chandler: Why can't I tell them we live together?
Monica: Because they don't know we're dating. Do you think we should we eat in the kitchen?
Chandler: Why haven't you told them?
Monica: Well, I was going to. I really was. But then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't.
Chandler: Why haven't you told them? Wouldn't they be happy?
Monica: So, dinner in the kitchen around 4. I'll see you then.

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 ‘The One Where Ross Got High’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: That's it. You know what? You've had your chance. Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack & Judy: What?
Ross: You are such a tattletale. Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Jack and Judy Geller: Yes. [They both look at Chandler]
Ross: I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.
Judy Geller: It was you?
Monica: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did.

Quote from Jack Geller

Judy Geller: Chandler, you've been Ross' best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems, and now you've taken on Monica as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.
Chandler: Thank you.
Jack Geller: No. Thank you!

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.
Jack Geller: And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
Judy Geller: Ross. Drugs? Divorced again?