Chandler Quote #1124
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Phoebe Runs
Chandler: You know what we should do? We should start with the big stuff. You know, that'll be the easiest. Let's start with the couch. [Chandler lifts the couch up] I got it.
Ross: Yeah, that doesn't look right.
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet right up on... Okay, here's what we do. We just move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Ross: But then the back of the couch won't line up with back of the carpet.
Chandler: Okay. Well, here. We'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.
Chandler: [high-pitched voice] Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the table... Ross!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Phoebe Runs’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Rachel: You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the Six Million Dollar Man.
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Rachel: Oh, I used to do that too.
Monica: Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green"?
Rachel: Oh, Mon.
Monica: So Phoebe runs weird, huh?
Quote from Ross
Ross: So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts and your memories into this computer-
Janine: And live forever as a machine.
Ross: So, Janine, do you know what we're doing right now? You and l, we're interfacing.
Janine: Yeah, I gotta go.
[Chandler mimics drum fill]
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Now, how's that going? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?
Joey: Yeah, so far. But it's tough. I've got all this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it. [to Monica] How you doin'?