Joey Quote #826
Quote from Joey in The One on the Last Night
Chandler: What if I bought it from you? You know, then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price. Say $1500?
Joey: Wait a second. I see what you're trying to do here. You're trying to give me money again.
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Joey: Before. Over there with the bills. You tried to give me charity, I said no, you dropped it. Okay, then, we had a nice last night together. We had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money. Now, out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again.
Friends Quotes
‘The One on the Last Night’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: That's funny. Because I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Okay, I'm going to be moving out, so you are going to be in charge of paying the rent.
Joey: Right. And when is that due?
Chandler: On the first of the month.
Joey: And that's every month?
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Chandler: Okay, here's the phone bill.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's our phone number.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing. So why don't I just cover you for a while?
Joey: No, no. No way. Joey Tribbiani does not take charity ... anymore.
Chandler: It's not charity, Joe.
Joey: No. Forget it. I mean, thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
Chandler: Okay, here's the electric bill.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?
Chandler: Well, yeah. [Joey turns the lights off] So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?