Phoebe Quote #930

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Ross: Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer. It's only temporary, but if they like me, it could lead to a full-time job. How great would that look on the mailbox? Professor Geller.
Phoebe: Yeah, Professor and Mrs.
Rachel: And Mrs?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, you know, you and Ross are still married.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Just kidding.
Rachel: Oh, God. Could you imagine?
Phoebe: Saved your ass.

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 ‘The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: So without retesting their results in the laboratory, the team would never have identified the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis. Were there any questions at this point? Yes?
Student: What's happening to your accent?
Ross: [in a British accent] Come again? What's this nonsense? [laughs] All right. I'm not English. I'm from Long Island. I was really nervous, and the accent just came out. I'm sorry. So if we could just get back to the lecture. Um, were there any questions? About paleontology? All right, look, I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because I'm hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you'd just give me another chance to make a good impression-
Rachel: Ross. Are you crazy? I am still your wife? What, were you just never gonna tell me? What the hell is wrong with you? Ugh, I could just kill you!
Ross: [in a British accent] Well, 'ello, Rachel!

Quote from Ross

Ross: [in a British accent] Right. So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory, he made a startling discovery. What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when- Oh, bloody 'ell.

Quote from Rachel

Monica: Okay, do it one more time.
Rachel: Really? Really?
Monica: Yes.
Rachel: Okay. [in an Irish accent] Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University. We'd like you to come on-board with us full-time!