Joey Quote #795

Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Denial

Joey: Okay, there have been a lot of people interested in the room. But I have narrowed it down, and you're one of the finalists.
Woman: Great.
Joey: Now, before I decide, I just want to be sure our personalities match. So I made up a little test. Now, I'm gonna say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Woman: I can do that.
Joey: Okay, here we go. Pillow.
Woman: Fight.
Joey: Very good. "G."
Woman: String?
Joey: Excellent. Okay. Doggy.
Woman: Kitten?
Joey: Ooh, sorry. No, no, no. So close, though. Bye-bye.

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Rachel: Pheebs, I want to ask you something. Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful, how about I move in with you?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!