Phoebe Quote #895

Quote from Phoebe in The One After Vegas

Monica: How do I tell Chandler that it's too soon? It's gonna break his heart. He's gonna think I don't love him anymore.
Phoebe: Well, you don't.
Monica: Yes, I do.
Phoebe: Good. Good. I was just testing you.
Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Oh, hi. Hi. You know, we were just talking about bacon.
Phoebe: No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.

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Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
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Rachel: Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will.
Ross: All right. All right, I'll do it.
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